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1. If your woman catches you looking at another
woman, turn to her and say "sweetheart, I am
glad you don’t dress like that.”
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2. Worlds parents are confused. They'll beat their
kids with the intent of making them cry and then
start beating them again to stop them from
crying.
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3. Guys, When A Girl Say You Are The BEST
MAN In Her Life, Don't Be Surprised To See
Yourself Standing Beside Her Husband On Her
Wedding Day.
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4. The downfall of A Man is when he falls in love
with a woman close his mother in age
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5. Guys always complaining about girls that are
looking for Rich men, you sef hustle and be a
rich man let girls find you too.
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6. Very soon mtn. airtel. idea will be Like Do you
know there are people in your village that don't
want you to succeed?
Quickly text "thunder fire them"to 33505.
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7. if your boyfriend is like 10 years older than
you, just stop calling him baby. and start calling
him: Uncle Bae, Brother Boo, Sir Baby
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8. Those that use spoon to eat are our major
problem in this world
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9. It is only in this world that you'll see a notice
board say "man wanted with 40 Years
experience, must be aged 25.
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10. Being a good person is like being a goal
keeper,no matter how many goals u Save...
People will only remember the ones You missed.
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11. India has never been to the World Cup
because FIFA won'tallow them sing and dance
for 20 minutes after every goal.
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12. Girls please Your boyfriend should not be
your source of income everyday. Cos it's only a
relationship, not a job opportunity.
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13. someone will just die with an Afro in Nigeria
movie and his spirit will come back with a low
cut. So Barbing saloon dey that side?
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14. Strangling your wife for making indomie as
dinner is not domestic violence, it is self-defense
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15. How Can You Chase a GIRL for 4 Years. Is
she your University Degree?
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side ways 4 motors, & look up 4 plane crash, & wedding collections collections with colors
look down 4 bomb, & look back 4 kidnapp, and
now run zig~zig 2 dodge bullets..!!!
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